maté and other stories from argentina

i´m back in brazil now (ahhh), but a story or three from argentina:

story #1- maté. argentines love maté. for those not familiar with the stuff, it´s a type of tea that tastes remarkably like dirt. you drink it from a metal straw called a bombilla (say /bomb.bee.shuh/). you might say it´s an acquired taste and that the argentines have acquired it. everywhere you go, people are packing maté. over there there´s another gourd and bombilla and a thermos of hot water and a bag of the leafy powdered stuff. and over there. and in that public bathroom that doesn´t have soap or toilet paper, they´ve got maté. its reach is far and wide. people in argentina take their maté very seriously. there´s a whole ritual that goes with drinking it that´s as elaborate as it is respected. don´t heat the water to a boil. don´t pour the hot (but not boiling) water all at once into the gourd or mug. make sure you give the maté a good shake before all else (gets the dust out so you don't get your dirt and dust flavors mixed up- it really does taste like dirt). don´t pour the water for your own maté unless you´re drinking it alone. if you´re sharing maté with some one, drink the whole cup yourself before pouring water for the next person and passing the gourd (think personal bowl);). lastly and most importantly, never touch or move the straw while you´re drinking maté. probably there are other rules, too, but this is what i gleaned from the experience. they refer to the stuff as ´herb´. here in buzios today while standing in a doorway to avoid the rain that´s coming down in buckets, an argentine peeked out from under his rain gear with a desperate look in his eye asking if i knew where he could get some ´herb´?? i told him the coffee is good and strong here in brazil...

story #2- konex and the drummers. so, i run into rakhal (as in "davis rakhal" as in "we just camped together at burning man rakhal") in buenos aires. actually, he e-mails me to say he´s in buenos aires and where in south america might i be. it just so happens i´m also in buenos aires, in the same neighborhood even, just down the street from where he´s writing to me. i invite him to come to the apartment where my sister is staying, where we´ll be making breakfast (it´s 2 o´clock). an hour and a half or so later, just as we´re leaving to check out the streets, rakhal shows up in the lobby. geez, the world is so tiny. anyway, you know the story. the main point i´m trying to get to is that if you're going to run into anyone while traveling it's probably rakhal because the guy spends about half his life at it. and if rakhal tells you not to miss something because it's one of the coolest things he's seen on his trip, it's probably worth listening to. so, the two highlights are patagonia and a percussion show that's happening every monday night right in Buenos Aires. i´ve never been to patagonia, but i imagine it´s pretty spectacular. i decide to go see the drumming. it´s AMAZING! a dozen or so musicians with various percussion style instruments in perfect sync proceed to send the crowd into a dancing FRENZY. it´s crazy, i mean people are DANCING. the drummers are DRUMMING. for two hours straight it goes on like this without missing a beat. later, tired and awestruck, i go and meet up with my sister and her friends to brag about the fun they missed. it´s ten-thirty when i get back to their apartment (i´m thinking dinner then putting my dancing feet to bed). i no sooner get the word AWESOME out and they tell me to pack a bag because we´re catching a night bus to colón...

story #3- colón. i have no idea where colón is, but i like the spirit of the evening, the spontaneity of it, and i run back to my apartment to pack a bag. where ever it is we´re going, i´m sure it will be a nice break from the city and its sweltering maze of concrete, its hissing busses and trash piles. (i did like the drumming, though). i´m game. at 6:30 in the morning we arrive in colón, the sky just beginning to hint at light. the hostel we´re headed to doesn´t open until 10, and the only thing open is this bus stop coffee shop...so, we drink too much coffee and eat too many half moons (croissants) as we watch the sunrise over the neighborhood tree tops. it´s lovely. we´re exhausted. we take our things and head for the streets. there doesn´t appear to be much happening in colón, at least not at this hour. there are a few signs of life, people watering front lawns and sweeping porches, dogs sniffing trash piles, that kind of excitement. the streets are all dirt. the sidewalks, too. we walk by the lake towards our hostel. it reminds me of clearlake in some strange, trashy, speedboats will be taking this over later kind of way. we fall asleep on the shore of the lake under a clump of some willowy shrub and wake up later with sand caked on our cheeks and sun in our eyes. our room won´t be ready til noon they say, so we decide to take advantage of the fact that the lobby is also an ice-cream parlor. can i just say i don´t have ice-cream nearly enough for breakfast. hardly ever, actually. we order a huge carton with four flavors, two of them have dulce de leche in them. dulce de leche, by the way, is this sweet, caramelized milk stuff that argentines are almost as addicted to as maté. it tastes nothing like dirt. it not only comes in ice-cream flavors, but in cookies, cakes and little dishes to put on your bread .some people actually eat it with presunto on their sandwiches (i have to admit it was better than i thought it would be). after we shower we head for the streets again, looking for something to bring us up from our sugar crash (there´s a reason we don´t eat ice-cream for breakfast). NOTHING is open. we walk further, figuring there must be something to eat in the entire town of colón. we are wrong. it´s three in the afternoon and signs politely inform us that nothing reopens until 6. it seems like a cruel trick when we find the one place in the entire town that is open is an ice-cream parlor...

what else can i say about colón? i started calling it colon (without the accent) because i´m sure this place will give us all organ failure.

ok, i think: tomorrow we´ll wake up early and go find a nice beach. instead we wake up early to a power outage and rain so heavy it starts flooding our rooms. i don´t know if i´ve ever seen such heavy rain. it´s stuffy and hot in our suite without air conditioning or fans, so we open the doors and let the rain come in freely with the air... and drink our maté in the dark. luckily, by this point we have pepper cheese and crackers in our possession because we´re not going anywhere it would seem...oh, but check-out time is at noon, and our bus isn't scheduled to leave until 8 p.m. "colon!" (without the accent) i can´t help but curse over and over again.

we take a taxi to the bus station right away and try to change our tickets. the next bus leaves at 3. we can change our tickets for only a slight fee. ok, only five hours to wait in the bus stop café with the rain coming down in sheets. better than TEN. only half the stupid wait to be exact. but, weren´t we JUST here JUST doing this very same thing? again we drink too much coffee...and we wait.

we are somewhere between cracked out and wiped out when our bus finally comes. we are all dreaming of real food but know the only food like substance we´ll be seeing on the bus is alfajores (cookies with dulce de leche between them. say /alfa.whores/... and yes, i am beginning to feel like one). we settle into our seats on our crowded bus with our plastic wrapped alfajores and get ready for our six hour bus ride back to buenos aires. alright, we came all this way and we didn´t really DO or SEE anything. FINE, we ate a bunch of junk food by a trashy lake and it rained the whole time. at least we have one more night in the city to enjoy before i head back to brazil. we should be getting back to civilization just in time for a delicious (and cheap) steak dinner with wine and a big salad! just as i start to daydream about all the food i´m going to eat, the bus breaks down at one of its stops. it´s unbelievable, really. all we can do is sit on the curb in disbelief and eat ice-cream and wait for whatever cruel trick the universe is playing to not be funny anymore. we wait for three hours like this on the curb and i only stop feeling sorry for myself when i look around at some of the elderly men and women sitting on the curb with us, their faces tired, their bodies surely aching...and then at the young families trying to comfort their fussing children in the uncomfortable heat. ok, i don´t have it that bad. all the same i am overjoyed when the bus is finally fixed and we are finally on it, eating our alfajores.

*at one a.m. we finally had our steak and wine and it was SERIOUSLY the best dinner EVER.

not so buenos aires

We just arrived in Buenos Aires last night and while I should first be writing about the last six weeks of adventures in Brazil (so much happened I don't know where to start), I will first say that I've never had a later dinner (in Brazil or otherwise) than the one that was graciously cooked for us last night at three in the morning after our flight arrived two hours delayed. Deliciously grilled meat with thinly sliced onions served as the morning song birds began to sing will remain my lasting first impression of B.A. I will also remember the pool of sweat I woke up in this morning as the sun struck the side of our cement building and cooked us like our beefy dinner. Like most apartments here, ours doesn't have air-conditioning, and it's HOT. Muggy, stuffy, stinky, stupid hot. Brazil was a breeze in comparison. It's not by accident that the Portenos (folks from Buenos Aires) who are able to leave the city during the summer and head for neighboring beaches do. Between the sweltering heat and the pollution, this time of year this city has anything but "Buenos Aires" (good air). We'll survive, though. Most likely by turning into vampires and sleeping all day and continuing to eat our dinners in the wee hours of the morning. For ten days I'm saying goodbye to the daytimes and the small towns and fabulous beaches to check out this bustling city. Couldn't be all bad.